1. stylinsmut:

    i’d buy an audio book of harry styles reading the dictionary

    (Source: harrystyles420, via alexaturmer)

     

  2. averagefairy:

    what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

    (via alexaturmer)

     

  3. pornstarbucks:

    when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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  5. dandalf-thegay:

    eleventy-7:

    kitd-fohs:

    salmonslushie:

    i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

    I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

    Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes

    I want to do all of these

    (via kneesarethebees)

     
  6. chrihyonce:

    nickelodeon:

    David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

    i bet this is the color of his sperm.

    (via theperksoflovers)

     
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  8. worthyourweightinfanfiction:

    *accidentally smudges eyeliner* it’s probably not even noticable

    image

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  10. "You a turkey guy?"

    He’s pure LIGHT. Pure light and charisma.The way he looks at the people he’s talking to, the way he answers a question whilst smiling and with that well-known glint in his eyes, it makes me fucking weak. It’s so confident and hot. 

    (Source: ohstylesno, via midnightfuckingmemories)